Welcome to this week. It's not last week, nor is it next week for that matter. All that really can be said about that is eagle Poobah. I mean, can you even imagine yourself with a cane? It's literally unimaginable. People who think they can't imagine themselves with a cane probably also think that water is an element. You could probably catch them posting a question on Yahoo.com, "is water a element ?" That would really throw the scientists for a loop. And by loop, I mean the flattest, straightest surface known to man.
Your new slogan can be 'Another Day Another Heart Palpitations'. You can have that slogan free of charge. You can use it for a bank, or even a different bank. There are countless things for which you could use that specific slogan. Heart palpitations, on the other hand, are a bit like Henry VIII. Like Henry VIII, king of England and Ireland, heart palpitations had their marriage with a lady from Aragon annulled. This bold move by heart palpitations and Henry VIII had them both excommunicated by the pope, supreme papal leader of the papacy.
I think that's enough talking about heart palpitations and Henry VIII. You see, the more often you talk about heart palpitations and Henry VIII, there is a higher percent chance that some of those words could be treasonous. And if you're accused of high treason by heart palpitations and/or Henry VIII, you most likely get your head cut off in front of like sixty people or something. If you're accused of high treason by both heart palpitations and Henry VIII, that means you get beheaded twice. Tickets to watch the public beheadings are like three pounds fifty. Long live the queen.
-Griffin
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