How could you have known how little you could have known? That doesn't even make. Yes. Even if you were born in Wisconson, it won't help you now. The help you could have gotten with the fact that you were born in Wisconson is no longer available for getting. Not forgetting, getting. It's very simple; just be careful. Could it be the last time since Tuesday that a day starting with T appears on the weekly calendar? Probably not. Unless the sun explodes sometime between now and next Tuesday. There is a large probability that there will be a Tuesday next Tuesday. Give or take thirty.
Have you ever wondered how much better a nature television show would be if it was about ovens? Like, I mean ovens sliding through the desert in Africa. The ovens could be big, white colored, and extremely heavy, so they slide very slowly. Some Australian guy could be hiding behind a bush observing the oven on the television show and he would be "here we see the Sears Model 85A-CF8 approaching a stream as it performs its daily watering ritual." Then the oven would burst into flames with a grease fire, and it would start sliding through the desert in zig-zag motions with a slightly quicker speed than before.
Why are trees so discriminatory according to the Book of Racist Things? According to the Book of Racist Things, trees rank fourth. The only things in front of trees are frying pans, suit jackets, chalk, and, finally, bridges. Bridges are ranked first in the Book of Racist Things. The only reasons the book lists, though, is that sometimes they're orange. I don't understand things.
-Griffin
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