Thursday, January 29, 2015

No More Mister Fredcoil

If you were even slightly available for being purple colored ink, you wouldn't even have time to consider the possibilities of what shape Delta could be. Sure, people think it's a triangle. That's the only statement I had to follow the one about what shape Delta could be. It's a triangle. Don't even fool yourselves, it's clearly a geometric geometrical geometry three sided figure. There is literally no debate at all in what shape Delta is. Literally none. It is a triangle.

Frank loves his hot sauce.
Really, do you have to buy that hat, Jeremiah?
Equal opportunity antelope should be a topic in the next big election.
Don't assume that what you think yellow looks like is actually not green.
Clams can talk, stop trying to convince me otherwise.
Ordinarily, hotels aren't sandwiches.
I love it when court yards.
Longitudinal coordinates don't involve petroleum.

Sometimes you just need to go into a job interview carrying a balloon with the interviewer's face printed on it. This is a great tactic to practice, as it established dominance during the interview. When the interviewer sees your balloon that has his face printed on it, he will immediately submit and declare you the victor. Even when your name isn't Victor. If, by some unimaginable reason, you don't get the job, you can smash the face-side of your balloon into the corner of the interviewer's desk. This shows your displeasure in the results of the interview. Don't leap on frogs.

-Griffin

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