Hello and welcome to the weekly words on a website that you're reading. Can you believe it is already that time again? It seems like only a week ago that you were reading words on this site, and now you're doing it again. Time really flies when you're not awake. Basically, I have a proposition to propose here in this post of posts. What we really need, at this point in time, is something, or somethings, on a boat in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico. Let me explain this in more detail.
My idea is, we purchase two hippos from our local Africa and put these hippos on a large yacht with "Gulf of Iran or Bust!" painted on the side in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico. Then we just leave them there. Eventually, like three years later probably, some random fisherman will find this boat and be very confused. "What the crap there are two dead hippos on this boat named gulf of iran or bust what why" he might think when he sees this thing. It's the perfect crime.
Additionally, we could assume that dentist gangsters exist. Like, these are the type of gangsters that don't pay speeding tickets or parking violations. And he likes gold teeth too because he's weird like that. Like, instead of cleaning your teeth with the strawberry flavored foam stuff that they put in your mouth along with a mouth guard, he just takes a small paintbrush and paints all your teeth gold. He still charges the full dentist amount of course, you just get your teeth painted. You have no way of knowing that this will happen prior to the routine check-up either. You go in with teeth that you haven't flossed, and you come out with still teeth that you haven't flossed just now they're golden. It's the perfect crime.
-Griffin
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