Thursday, September 5, 2013

OH NO WHAT

OH NO HOW'S IT GOING I DON'T REALLY HAVE TIME FOR POSTING TODAY SO I'M GONNA MAKE THIS SHORT AND ALL CAPS TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE IT'S GOING FASTER AND I'M NOT GOING TO USE PUNCTUATION MARKS BECAUSE THAT SLOWS THINGS DOWN AND GOING FAST IS DIFFICULT WHEN I'M SICK AND I AM SICK IT'S LIKE A HEAD COLD AND I CAN DO A GOOD MORGAN FREEMAN VOICE BECAUSE OF THE SICKNESS I HAVE THAT MODIFIES MY THROATS DEALINGS WHICH OVERALL DEEPENS MY VOICE AND DOES OTHER THINGS LIKE MUCUS BUT I WON'T GO INTO THAT TOO MUCH BECAUSE THAT'S GROSS AND YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THAT KIND OF STUFF DID I MENTION I'M SICK I MEAN I STILL HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BUT THE TEACHERS ARE STUPID AND I'M SICK SO I SOUND LIKE A TURTLE MORGAN FREEMAN AND CARDBOARD BOXES HOW IN THE WORLD.

-GRIFFIN

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