I'm Not "Shufflin'" Every Day, Only Sometimes

Boy oh boy this week has been a good week for random humor. I won't go into any more detail than that because cacti don't apply for bank loans as often as I would like. Even so, should you allow yourself to underestimate the type of crow that eats rats, you wouldn't have enough spare time to go bowling. If you went to the DMV and just like sat around, would someone tell you to leave? I mean, when you have a reason to be at the DMV you just sit around anyway. Is there a 'you must be there because we make you be there' policy? Or is the DMV legally a public place that you can just like, hang out at? Can you imagine a birthday party at the DMV? That would probably be the worst thing ever. "Happy birthday Timmy! Don't mind all the really angry folk sitting around while someone behind a desk calls out numbers that no one has."

What if you started being extremely loud at the DMV? Is the DMV like the library where being loud is frowned upon, but they really can't stop you if you are loud? Or would being loud be acceptable in the DMV? Like, if you just brought in a 1980's style beat box giant radio thing and turned the volume all the way up, would someone ask you to leave? If you didn't leave would the police come and force you to leave? Probably so, but if the DMV was public property they couldn't lawfully make you leave. What if you brought your very large and smelly dog to the DMV?

What if you smelled smelly? They couldn't make you leave for that, surely. Even if you purposely rolled around in poopoo before coming to the DMV, it would be really rude for them to point out how smelly you were. What if you smelled fine, but brought a machete into the DMV? You weren't gonna do anything with it, you just had it with you when you walked in. Completely coincidental that it happens to be a dangerous weapon. Would they confiscate it? Would the people there make a citizen's arrest? Probably not because they're already really miserable. What's a smelly beat box and machete wielding man going to do to their mood? If anything he'll have some really interesting stories about Vietnam. That could really be beneficial to you while sitting at the DMV.

-Griffin