Thursday, May 30, 2013

Vegetartion

Have you ever heard about the time that that one thing happened to those other guys? Yeah, I doubt that the pickles would have stood a chance had the borrowed the trident like the masked bandit told them. Nevertheless, free salads aren't as good as salads that have fruit in them. What if you baked a fruit salad in the oven? And put like, that purple gelatin stuff that's in jelly donuts? Would it be like, a vegi-tart? Actually that sounds dreadful. Don't quote me on economics because I invested in Enron. 

Eggs are not the only thing that can be put into donuts, however. You could put like, mustard, lettuce, shrimp, carrots, even copper wiring in donuts if you wanted too. As long as you have the proper building permits that permit you to build, you should be fine. Hopefully you don't have the fourth permit though. The fourth permit is the one that allows the IRS to borrow all the things that you own. And by borrow I mean destroy in a massive earthquake create by tax bills and search warrants.

There's only going to be three paragraphs in the post today. Mostly because I've decided to post only three paragraphs, but partly because Brutus is an honorable man. Antony has no right in calling someone dishonorable if he had never met the dishonorable fairy Trox. Trox's name is Joey. The end.

-Griffin

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