Snakes. That's right. All of them. Every snake in the world. Have you seen all those snakes? Yes. You most certainly have. There is but one snake in the entire universe that has not been seen by anyone. And that snake is, of course, the snake that does not exist. If it existed, then it would have been seen. If it had been seen, then it certainly exists. Of course, that isn't to say that, all snakes in the world haven't ever been seen because they obviously have under all circumstances been seen by everyone in the world. I'm just saying that if you've never seen a snake then it doesn't exist.
Welcome to the part of the snake that is the snake's body. That's the entire part of the snake. The snake is all body. It's just a tube shape. Snakes, in general, are just sentient tubes. Since snakes have the same shape throughout, they can be thought of as stupid. You should have a difference of shape between different parts of your body. That's just common sense. Imbeciles.
It is said that snakes have a mind of a fourth grader. I'm here to tell you that that isn't true in the slightest. Snakes have such a worse mind than that. They, perhaps, have minds equivalent to dirt, or tapioca. You might say, "OH WELL DIRT AND TAPIOCA DON'T HAVE MINDS," and my response would be: have you ever seen tapioca? Forget it not having a mind, that stuff is like a Soviet Union. Abraham Lincoln voted for snakes.
-Griffin
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