Hello and welcome to everyone's favorite vacuum that's right it's collarbones. Collarbones are so stupid. I mean, can they even read? I simply have no respect for a bone that cannot read. The simplest principle that make you someone that can read is your ability to read. Being a collarbone is excuse for not being able to read. You might as well be a social security number.
Don't you DARE follow your dreams. Buy a Cadillac. Specifically, one of those really ugly ones they have overly artsy commercials for to make up for how ugly the vehicle actually is. "We don't expect normal people to understand the extraordinary," they might say. Yes, you wouldn't expect that given your car looks like a diaper. I don't want to drive a diaper.
Ten percent of all percentages go up to seventeen percent of the real percentage for which it is owned. In layman's terms, koala bears aren't really that good at haggling prices at convenience stores. Neither koalas nor Burt Reynolds are very good at haggling. That is simply the natural tendencies of these species of wild animals. I will never forgive you for this.
-Griffin
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