Welcome to the time in which now is the time in which it is right now. Why yes, that is one way to skin a cat. However, I would just like to point out that you have just stabbed a watermelon, and in no way are you removing the skin on a cat. You selfish human being. You probably wear a balaclava, don't you? You're probably one of those people who showed up to science class that one day wearing a black balaclava and carrying a watermelon in one arm and a machete in the opposite hand. Then when the teacher instructs you to remove the skin on a cat, you stab the watermelon whilst simultaneously screaming, "FIRE, FIRE, FIRE." I'm sure you're definitely one of those people.
Speaking of breakfast, did you know that facts are not always factual? Yes, I'm aware of the contradiction of interests with that statement. My interests mostly pertain to used, full-sized vans, however. There's really nothing you can do except get a good deal with no money down interest rates for ninety days when buying a used, full-sized van. It doesn't even have to be a blue van. It could literally be any color of van you desire, given that someone owned the van before you. The van may even be equipped with suppression capabilities. This means that the muzzle flash, recoil, and sound is all suppressed to where you can drive the van without wearing ear protection. No, a balaclava does not count as ear protection.
Asking if there were fatalities during a mass suicide of pigeons is probably not an appropriate question to ask a four year old. Sure, they may have a small understanding of what pigeon death is, but they cannot be expected to know what the word 'fatalities' means. They may not have even ever seen a pigeon before. They could live somewhere like Nova Scotia, where there has literally never been a pigeon. There will never be pigeons present in Nova Scotia. I'll make sure of that.
-Griffin
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