I'm going to do something a bit different on this week's Absurd Flatulence post. And that something different is that I plan on inserting an extra paragraph into this post. This will be no ordinary paragraph either, this will be a paragraph completely made from the word Burlp. Some of you may say that Burlp is not a word. To those of you that say that, stop it. Just stop. Stop. Stop. Please. Stop. That's like having a poster of a gorilla eating a banana from its side instead of eating the banana from the top of the banana and then having text over it that reads, "There is no need to be upset."
I plan on putting this paragraph, the Burlp paragraph that is, somewhere where you would least expect it within the post. This paragraph needs to be in a place where you do not see it coming in order to get the full Burlp effect engaged upon parliament. It's a very tedious and time consuming project that I hope will be taken up by Doctor Seuss someday hopefully in Taiwan. You will never be able to even tell that it was there unless of course you read the prior paragra--
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Was that not a joyous endeavor or what? I mean, out of all the things that could ever possibly happen in a post that is static text that never moves or changes shape, Burlp paragraphs are probably my favorite. Of all the things that could happen that is. Reeba.
-Griffin
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