HEY! Do you like magical tornadoes? I've heard rumors about them. Apparently, it's Halloween. But since I can't give you candy, let's talk about the magical tornadoes I mentioned in the previous sentences. I remember being told that magical tornadoes live on a small island just west of Brazil. Why? No. Supposedly, they're bright pink, and wield lightsabers along with their tremendous wind speeds. It's quite frightening. If you ever see a magical tornado, do not confront it. It is very dangerous and can lead to severe injury or even death. So, just throw a wooden crate full of toilet paper at it, and then it will be on its merry way. The street it lives on on the island is Merry Way.
I also recall a time that mailboxes were a thing. They used to be mystical, hollow, cylindrical containment, aluminum, steel things that would stereotypically be on wooden posts outside your house. These jolly, dog hated men would come everyday to drop of paper and other products into your mailbox. It was like free presents everyday! Only most of the presents were things from a bank or an insurance company. Boring presents, but free nonetheless! That's a word? Nonetheless? I thought it was none-the-less or nun the lice. Either way, I enjoy peaches.
Green eggs and mucus water is like eating green eggs and root beer. They're all the same. Even if you saturated your green eggs in a pot of molten iron, it still wouldn't taste like normal, not green eggs. If you liked green eggs, on the other hand, drenching it in molten iron wouldn't make it taste any better for you. By process of elimination, I quite like the fact that trees are real. Thank you.
-Griffin
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