I'M SO SORRY THIS WEEK WAS JUST RIDICULOUSLY BUSY LIKE HAVE YOU SEEN HOW BUSY THE GOVERNOR OF NEW HAMPSHIRE IS PRETTY BUSY I BET WELL I WAS BUSIER THAN HE WAS AND HE'S A GOVERNOR OF A STATE SPECIFICALLY NEW HAMPSHIRE OKAY NEXT WEEK WILL BE A POST SO LONG THAT YOU WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO READ LATIN EVER AGAIN.
-GRIFFIN
Friday, March 25, 2016
Thursday, March 17, 2016
Souper Man
There are three things in this Earth that are not Earth itself. Mars. The Moon. And, of course, the Sun. All of those are not our planet, the world. Have you ever known something other than the Earth that is the Earth? Of course not. You're not real. You can't know things. Even if you drank like six gallons of NyQuil, you could not know anything. In fact, you would probably just be dead.
You know, I meant what I said when I said that the Earth is the Earth. There is no disputing that absolute fact. It is absolutely absolute that the Earth is the Earth. Speaking of NyQuil, they should make jellybeans that taste like NyQuil. Not for the sleepy benefits, but just for the taste. They would probably sell dozens. It's not that likely that anyone would buy them, I know I definitely would.
This will probably be the second to last paragraph in today's post because of the other two posts I missed over the last two weeks. I'm just telling you so it won't come as a surprise to you when there is more words to follow this paragraph of words. Words make up paragraphs, you see. What if you ran so fast that all the molecules in the world turned to solid rubber, like the kind of rubber used in car tires? I know that I would use that power for evil, not for good. For what good could come of turning everything to rubber and nothing else?
Please question the ethics of salmon. They are the worst people, morally speaking. They think it's okay to step on someone's foot and not apologize. They're thinking should be illegal. Horrible creatures, them salmon. Some people don't even know that they are professional accountants. But I do. That story is for another day, however. And by another day I mean never. The salmon accountant story will never be shared.
-Griffin
You know, I meant what I said when I said that the Earth is the Earth. There is no disputing that absolute fact. It is absolutely absolute that the Earth is the Earth. Speaking of NyQuil, they should make jellybeans that taste like NyQuil. Not for the sleepy benefits, but just for the taste. They would probably sell dozens. It's not that likely that anyone would buy them, I know I definitely would.
This will probably be the second to last paragraph in today's post because of the other two posts I missed over the last two weeks. I'm just telling you so it won't come as a surprise to you when there is more words to follow this paragraph of words. Words make up paragraphs, you see. What if you ran so fast that all the molecules in the world turned to solid rubber, like the kind of rubber used in car tires? I know that I would use that power for evil, not for good. For what good could come of turning everything to rubber and nothing else?
Please question the ethics of salmon. They are the worst people, morally speaking. They think it's okay to step on someone's foot and not apologize. They're thinking should be illegal. Horrible creatures, them salmon. Some people don't even know that they are professional accountants. But I do. That story is for another day, however. And by another day I mean never. The salmon accountant story will never be shared.
-Griffin
Friday, March 11, 2016
BREAD
I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'LL GET CAUGHT UP NEXT WEEK I PROMISE OR YOU CAN CALL ME TREE TREE THE EXTREME
-GRIFFIN
-GRIFFIN
Friday, March 4, 2016
Wind Erosion
I WAS TOO BUSY TO POST YESTERDAY I AM SORRY PLEASE ACCEPT MY AM SORRY BECAUSE I AM SORRY I WILL MAKE IT UP TO YOU I WILL SEND A MAIL FULL OF CHALK
-GRIFFIN
-GRIFFIN
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